It's true!
California has a new bridge.
It is infinitely superior to the Golden Gate Bridge (so like, yesterday).
There are low maintenance costs as it only takes one person a very short while each year to keep it safe. It doesn't need painting either.
It is cheap because there are no tolls, no rummaging around in your pocket for loose change before you can cross.
The bridge is also ecologically sensitive - no cars are allowed, and it made out of a material sympathetic to its environment. Wait a minute, it is so sympathetic, it is made from material actually harvested in its environment (no supply air miles either!).
The embarkation and debarkation destinations are far more pleasant than anywhere in San Francisco, and you can get from one side to the other in much less time, leaving you free to enjoy yourself.
There is also the occasional swirling mist to keep snap-happy tourists coming back for more.
Being a little lower than the Golden Gate Bridge you have a better view of the water below, when there is any.
You will not have to share the bridge with other commuters, only the occasional deer, as they make their way to the Fawn Trail.
There have been no reported incidents of road rage either, so do come and use......
...........................................THE BEST BRIDGE IN CALIFORNIA.
California has a new bridge.
It is infinitely superior to the Golden Gate Bridge (so like, yesterday).
There are low maintenance costs as it only takes one person a very short while each year to keep it safe. It doesn't need painting either.
It is cheap because there are no tolls, no rummaging around in your pocket for loose change before you can cross.
The bridge is also ecologically sensitive - no cars are allowed, and it made out of a material sympathetic to its environment. Wait a minute, it is so sympathetic, it is made from material actually harvested in its environment (no supply air miles either!).
The embarkation and debarkation destinations are far more pleasant than anywhere in San Francisco, and you can get from one side to the other in much less time, leaving you free to enjoy yourself.
There is also the occasional swirling mist to keep snap-happy tourists coming back for more.
Being a little lower than the Golden Gate Bridge you have a better view of the water below, when there is any.
You will not have to share the bridge with other commuters, only the occasional deer, as they make their way to the Fawn Trail.
There have been no reported incidents of road rage either, so do come and use......
...........................................THE BEST BRIDGE IN CALIFORNIA.
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