You Know it's Hot When.....

• Your glasses steam up while you're wearing them.
• You have a cool bath and realise you have turned into a heating element
• While doing nothing at all, you break out into a sweat more suited to someone having just completed the Iron Man Marathon
• The Marmite goes all melty and drips everywhere
• The fridge is getting really noisy
• You take longer than is necessary doing an inventory of the freezer
• The grass crunches when you walk on it
• All the animals hide.
• Your get up and go has gone sunbathing
• You look forward to some rain
• You feel a bit grumpy even though you are in CALIFORNIA for goodness sake!

Grapefruit trees enjoy the heat more than yours truly.